Thursday, February 1, 2018

Haworth Minit Mart


In the middle of the thriving metropolis of Haworth, NJ, this dive offers a wide range of fried
stomach fillers. For only $4.50, you can chow down on a basket of chicken tenders. Hot
out of the frya, these beautifully breaded tenders will consistently put you into a state of
euphoria. These tenders can be enjoyed anywhere from the bar top inside to the swings
that are just a pebble’s toss from the door. The quality of this chicken yields the perfect
amount of juice per square bite. The admirable flexibility of the tenders are as malleable
as Simone Biles when she does a Triple-McTwist® off the balance beam. Any expedition
to the Haworth Minit Mart won’t disappoint.

Taste: 7
Crispiness: 6
Juiciness: 8
Appearance: 7
Bang for your Buck: 7
Score: 35

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